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The Three Little Pigs
Once there were three little pigs who lived 
together in mutual respect and in harmony with 
their environment. Using materials which were 
indigenous to the area, they each built a beauti­
ful house... One day, along came a big, bad wolf 
with expansionist ideas. He saw the pigs and 
grew very hungry in both a physical and ideo­
logical sense. When the pigs saw the wolf, they 
run into the house of straw.
The wolf ran up to the house and banged 
on the door, shouting, «Little pigs, little pigs, let 
me in!»
The pigs shouted back, «Your gunboat tac­
tics hold no fear for pigs defending their homes 
and culture».
But the wolf wasn't to be denied what he 
thought was his manifest destiny. So he huffed 
and puffed and blew down the house of straw. 
The frightened pigs ran to the house of sticks, 
with the wolf in hot pursuit. Where the house 
of straw had stood, other wolves bought up the 
land and started a banana plantation.
At the house of sticks, the wolf again banged 
on the door and shouted, «Little pigs, little pigs, 
let me in!»
The pigs shouted back, «Go to hell, you car­
nivorous, imperialistic oppressor!»
At this, the wolf chuckled condescendingly. 
He thought to himself: «They are so childlike in 
their ways. It will be a shame to see them go, 
but progress cannot be stopped».
So the wolf huffed and puffed and blew 
down the house of sticks. The pigs ran to the 
house of bricks, with the wolf close at their 
heels. Where the house of sticks stood, other 
wolves built a time-share condo resort complex 
for vacationing wolves, with each unit a fiber­
glass reconstruction of the house of sticks, as 
well as native curio shops, snorkeling, and dol­
phin shows.
At the house of bricks, the wolf again

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