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2. Harry ... (carry) a large grandfather clock on his shoulder. He … (deliver) it to a
customer. He … (can not) see what … (be) on his right hand side and he ... (knock) over
an old lady who … (look) in a shop window.
"I'm very, very sorry," … (say) the man.
"Idiot!" … (shout) the old woman. "Why can't you wear a watch like everybody
else?"
3. An old pirate … (sit) in the bar. He … (smoke) a pipe and … (drink) a glass of
rum. He … (wear) an eye patch and he … (have) a parrot on his shoulder and a wooden
leg. Instead of his right hand, he … (have) a metal hook. A young sailor … (chat) with
the pirate and he … (ask) him about his adventures at sea.
‘So, how … you … (lose) your leg?’, the young man … (ask) the pirate.
‘Arrr! ,’ … (say) the pirate, ‘You see, some sharks … (circle) the ship when I … (fall)
overboard. Luckily, my men … (pull) me back onto the ship before the sharks … (eat)
me completely, but one of the sharks … (get) my leg.’
‘And how about the hook on your hand? How … you … (lose) your hand?’
‘I … (board) a ship when another sailor … (cut) off my hand with a sword.’
‘That’s amazing! What a life full of adventures!’ … (say) the young man. ‘And how
about your eye? How … you … (lose) that?’
‘I … (eat) a grapefruit when the juice … (go) into my eye.’
‘But I don’t understand. How … you … (lose) your eye from the grapefruit juice?’
‘Arrr!’ … (say) the pirate, ‘it … (be) my first day with the new hook.’
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